"SLURF SONG"
MICHAEL HURLEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZA7OT3Ib5I

 Oh, a little wishbone; I'll make a wish for a potato
Oh, a little wishbone; I'll make a wish for a potato
I'll make a wish!
For a potato!

Pickin' out the fishbones in my perch from Lake Champlain
Pickin' out the fishbones in my perch from Lake Champlain
Woah, those perch!
Woah, those bones!

Cookin' up tortillas; so much fun when you gotta bowl of beans
Cookin' up tortillas; so much fun when you gotta bowl of beans
So much fun!
Boil those beans!

When we make spaghetti everybody gathers 'round and we eat it by the pound
When we make spaghetti everybody gathers 'round and we eat it by the pound
They all gather 'round!
They eat it by the pound!

We fill up our guts, then we turn it into shit, then we get rid of it
We fill up our guts, then we turn it into shit, then we get rid of it
Turn it into shit!
We get rid of it!

 Oh, I see the dishes over there; they fill me with despair
Oh, I see the dishes over there; they fill me with despair
Dishes over there!
They fill me with despair!